My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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