I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i think im in europe. pls send help
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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