doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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