just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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