see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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