Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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