.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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