I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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