If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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