these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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