Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize