I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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