So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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