New invention idea: vibrating tampons
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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