Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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