is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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