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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(563): View more from Iowa

i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.

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(804): View more from Virginia

names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer

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(813): View more from Florida

I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.

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Who says it wasn't?

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(646): View more from New York

Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast

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But I am godly

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