Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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