I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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