i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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