I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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