He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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