It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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