I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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