He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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