Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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