Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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