I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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