no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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