i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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