Don't you send me to vm
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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