all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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