So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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