i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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