As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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