It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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