do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me