If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.