my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?