Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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