I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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