Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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