I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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