Apparently you make a good broom.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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