plz talk dirty to me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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