Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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