I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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