What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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