David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Two words: nipple clamps
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