giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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