Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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