I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I skipped work to stalk him.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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