He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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