she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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