Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just want nice things and good sex
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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